Tim Tebow is celebrating yesterday's win by fire-bombing an abortion clinic.
Rick Perry believes that a marriage is between a man and a woman and their gun collection.
I used to think Rick Santorum was always smirking, but I'm starting to think his face might be lopsided.
The Rick Santorum campaign does give the kids of today a chance to see an actual homophobe in his natural environment.
Rick Santorum said America needs a "Jesus candidate." As in, "Jesus, did you hear what Santorum just said."
Mitt Romney's a regular guy. He puts his Dockers stain-resistant khakis on one leg at a time before buying a company and firing everyone.
Here's the deal. Newt Gingrich is a mushroom, not a dragon. If Mitt can't just easily crush him, he'll never save the Princess.
Newt Gingrich says he loves eating gummy bears. Aren't there laws against cannibalism?
The Republican Presidential candidates are starting to give horrible human beings a bad name.