Dear fellow Christians.
It is at this time of the year when an abomination is committed. Many Christians will unwittingly buy and then even consume "Satan's Cookies" from smiling girls.
These girls have been brainwashed and subjected to the untold horrors of compassion and comprehension when applied to others, even to those of heathen faiths. They are indeed unsuspecting minions of the gay agenda with cruel and inhuman thoughts of liberty and justice for all. They are also taught the horrors of empowerment and the sentiments of equality, this cruel an unusual enlightenment must stop.
From the age of five they are forced into production camps under the whips of demons and liberals to make these small baked treats that give devilish pleasure to so many.
This pleasure is a false pleasure and they shall feel the wrath of god in their bellies so that even Gaviscon will not assuage their pain, they will writhe in agony for all eternity, or at the very least until the next morning.
It is time this evil ended and replaced with good holy practices, such as embroidery and child bearing. It is time that the diabolic preaching of human rights and any thoughts of empowerment are patriarchally crushed by the holy church. These girls must be taught their place and that there is no choice in choice.
Don't buy these cookies, if you do, we have the bonfires primed and ready, so don't say we didn't warn you.