With apologies to Stevie Wonder...
My Sharia Law comin' to the USA
My Sharia Law gettin' closer every day
In a cafe, you're not allowed to sit with girls
On the subway you better cover up those curls
My Sharia Law
More restrictive than an old grandma
We won't even let you drive a car
Once we've got Sharia Law
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My Sharia Law now it's gonna rule my life
My Sharia Law gonna put a burkha on my wife
My Sharia Law
Something that I never heard before
But I know from FOX that Obama
Wants to bring Sharia Law
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