If you are a Twitter user, please follow @jahimes , the account for Rep. Jim Himes (D,CT). He tweets his own stuff (not staff) is reasonably funny, and needs followers before noon today to win a contest.
Here's once recent example:
Will it be cleaned by moonchildren?@TheFix Newt pledges permanent moon colony. This is not an Onion headline. ow.ly/8GGZV — Jim Himes (@jahimes) January 26, 2012
Will it be cleaned by moonchildren?@TheFix Newt pledges permanent moon colony. This is not an Onion headline. ow.ly/8GGZV