Because the theater is typically dark on Monday nights -- hey, thespians deserve a night off, too! -- here are some theatricals for your amusement.
These clips are from the concert version in San Francisco, for two reasons: (1) the production values are excellent, unlike all the other clips I sampled; and (2) they're quick to load.
Patti Lupone singing Mrs. Lovett:
"A Little Priest" --
Sweeney's motivation:
Miracle elixir:
Uh oh:
Opening credits & opening song: