Just a little silliness that spewed forth as I was writing an email joking about the Handel fiasco.
"I thought you said you were going to handle it?!"I now return you to your regular (more substantial) diary reading.
"I did Handel it."
"You made a complete and total mess of things!"
"Well, yeah. I told you I'd Handel it."
"Oh, you handled it all right! Then you had to go and make it worse!"
"I'm not seeing the problem here."
"Once again, you said you'd fix things! Instead you went and made a bad situation even worse!"
"No. I said I'd Handel it."
"And this is what you call handling it? We are totally fucked!"
"You said you wanted me to Handel it and I did. What do you call Handeling it?
"I expected you to go out there and correct the situation. To FIX it. As in make it better!"
"Oh. My bad. I thought you wanted me to Handel it, as in totally fuck things into the ground. You know, like that Komen woman."