OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA–Republican candidate for President Rick Santorum announced at a recent campaign stop that, if elected, he planned to “erect border fences around this great nation’s ladyparts” in order to “keep our wives and pre-wives unpolluted by foreign influences."
“Traditional family values and traditional vaginas are under assault from big government and their pro-insertion policies,” Santorum said before an enthusiastic crowd. “This is the kind of coercion we can expect from ObamaCare. It's not about penetration: it's about freedom of speech, it's about freedom of religion. It's about government’s control of your lives and nether-access and it's gotta stop," he proclaimed to cheering supporters.
Santorum has taken a number of controversial positions on women’s reproductive rights. Recently, he has begun to question the legality of contraception, and has long been known for his rabidly anti-abortion stance, a position he maintains despite his wife’s having undergone the procedure.
“Karen had a necessary medical procedure to save her life. That’s a choice we had to make as a couple, and which, as president, I will gladly make for every other couple in the United States.”
Santorum denied that his new proposal had anything to do with the abortion issue. “This isn’t about the rights of the pre-born,” he said. “It’s about ensuring that Christian men aren’t forced to put our Bob Johnsons into our wives’ Naughties more than we have to.”
“And of course about ensuring they have no say in the matter whatsoever.”
This was originally posted on: The Smew.