This just in from a FOX affiliate in Waco, TX:
Sarah Dornbracht, Channel 6 News Anchor:
We've just learned from Alvin Thurman down at the Corner Shop that his nephew, who works for Andrew Breitbart as a beer runner, told him (Alvin, that is) that James O'Keefe (who also works for Breitbart as a pimp and B&I specialist) was able to lure Marcos Molitsas into a trap involving black market spandex for bicycle racers, which resulted in Kos' immobilization via an aerosol drug cocktail and his subsequently being kidnapped.
Aerosol is like a can of hair spray, for those viewers who may not know the word.
Alvin's newphew (who didn't want his name released but Alvin only has 7 siblings and three of them don't have kids we know of) said that Breitbart has him locked up in a paisley-lined padded cell and that passwords have been obtained. "This prank could change the election," Alvin's nephew said O'Keefe told him. When asked whether these pranksters could get into trouble if the authorities find out about the kidnapping, Alvin's nephew said to Alvin, "What authorities? And it's just a prank. I already called it a prank. Don't you listen?"
That's all we have at this time but News6 will be following this story closely, so keep tuned!
Now to the story about a new buyer for the old Branch Davidian compound!
Step carefully over the mating sea cucumbers for a discussion of what might be happening in Breitbart's lair, and what we as a community can do about it.
Our main concern, of course, should be Kos' safety, but here's the thing: If we can get the news out that Breitbart has done this and that kidnapping is still illegal even if you call it a prank, then I think, even if they cause some kind of psychotic episode in Kos, it would be worth it if we could just get these guys arrested. If Kos is permanently disabled or something, well we can talk about that in the comments, as to whether the cost might be too high in certain situations.
Oh, shit, the passwords! Ok, all bets are off. I'm going to see if he's posted anything on the FP recently ...
Double shit! It's worse than I thought and it looks like they got Bower's password as well. Jesus save us.