Well, I jumped back into the world of work today on this "Leap Day" & am sporting quite the Kathleen Turner voice! :) I'm not 100% by any means, but I am a bit better - finally.
Let's leap into some SPARK! :D Who wants to be BFFs with this guy? Today's BRILLIANT criminal just couldn't resist showing off his ink before being a BRILLIANT criminal! Finally, maybe insomnia is the reason for a whole lot of southern "behavior"; I know I'm cranky when I'm tired! ;D
Let's Countdown...
#5 "Tie Goes to the Mitter?" AKA "Split Decision" AKA "College Daze" - Mittens won comfortably in the "Show Me Your Papers" state which is a winner - take - all state as far as convention delegates. Mittens slightly won the "popular" vote over Man on Dog in the "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt" state, but since they partition out their delegates proportionally, BOTH OF THEM get 15. Clear as mud? Mittens is already in one of the Super Tuesday states - OH - where he's miserably behind. Well, he & his SuperPAC will start cranking out the ads, and that contest's gap should close a bit. I looked for Mr. Aspirin man behind Man on Dog from last night but didn't see him. Did anyone else see him? ;D A pittance of the actual delegates needed to get the MENSA nomination have been earned, so don't let that popcorn burn! :D The ladies in MI liked Man on Dog a bit more to the tune of 5%. Gee, kind of scared by the fact that it wasn't MORE! Man on Dog did better with the not - so - rich. Today, Man on Dog blamed him college snob comments on Penn State professors who docked his grades because he was conservative. Yea...OK...Being both an academic advisor AND a professor in "higher education," I've NEVER heard this excuse...ever...in all my life...It's everyone else's fault but the student's. Now, that's a damn novel approach!!!! A$$ - HAT! So, I'll repeat the offer/plea I made with $aint $arah from Wasilla. I WANT TO SEE MAN ON DOG'S COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS! :D Man on Dog perhaps, though, wasn't as conservative in his college days as he'd like for us to think. Mittens choosing Governor State Helicopter as his running mate will not help his chances in NJ in the general election. Here's Craig Crawford! This primary crap is about chess?! $HIT! I think chess is an elitist game that makes no sense whatsoever. :) Craig never thought Mittens was sunk if he lost MI but also didn't think he was on easy street if he won. Yea, Mittens spent a heck of a lot of coin in MI for what he got in return. Oh well, again, his SuperPAC & his own personal fortunes will save the day. Only 4 of the remaining primaries are winner - take - all? Oh wow, this stuff WILL go on for a long time as long as the rich folk supporting all of them are willing to keep their checkbooks open! Will Bunch gets to wax nostalgic on Man on Dog's school days. Penn State wasn't exactly a liberal icon at any time - like in 1976 to 1980 when he was there. Man on Dog used to work for Teresa Heinz - Kerry's first husband?! HA! Spread that fact around, and that'll get traction like Newtie with Nancy on the couch talking up climate change!
#4 "Super Freaked" AKA "Keeps Going and Going" - Senator McCentury is calling the MENSA primary process to this point "a Greek tragedy." Well, first of all, he should know better than to talk Greek style of ANYTHING with Man on Dog in da' house, but I prefer to think of all this as that horrible wreck you see that you just can't help yourself but rubber neck at. :) Man on Dog was in a TN church today. Was it a Catholic church? VA is one of the Super Tuesday states, but remember that only Mittens & Rep. Paul will be on the ballot there! OH & GA are the 2 biggie states on Tuesday. David Catanese gets to preview Super Tuesday. Oh, y'all are gonna make me remember the 2008 Dem primary wars?! AUGH! However, I do think what's going on with the MENSA members now is slightly different from the Dems in 2008. 400 delegates are at stake on Tuesday. Mr. David thinks Tuesday is all about Ohio, and Man on Dog's currently leading there. Mr. David also thinks - like me, thank you very much! - that Mittens & his SuperPAC will roll out the oogy ads especially in OH to close the gap before Tuesday. All the froth needs to go to OH, and I offer my apologies to the sane citizens of OH for sending the froth your direction. ;D
"Time Marches On!" - The folks in Salem making all the witchcraft claims were really tripping on bad acid?! DAMN! Stay away from the brown acid, indeed! A dude threw a paper airplane pretty damn far indoors. And, I reply, "So What?!" A little Brit boy poked himself in the eye celebrating a victory. Check out the kung fu bear! :D "Everybody was kung fu fighting..."
#3 "Spring Awakening" AKA "Occu - SPY" - DHS has been keeping a very close eye on Occupy efforts because peaceful protestors not armed in any way shape or form are the biggest danger to this country. Tweets were even examined? $HIT! Protestors were back on the scene in NYC last night & today. Matt Taibbi's in studio to talk about Occupy. Activity might ramp up since weather might probably be a little less winterizing. There are a lot of things going on over the next weeks! Protests are going to be mobile, targeted, and organized in a big way this year because of a larger group of people being involved. Yea, the Trotsky comparison is a wee dram unfortunate; we don't want anyone getting a hatchet in the head!
WPITW - Some classy gentleman wants to take away the right to vote from people who get food stamps. Now, THAT'S some creativity right there! *&^%$#@! A UT state rep has offered legislation to make illegal videotaping hateful practices with animals on farms. BillO's back! Wow, HE has accused Ben & Jerry (the ice cream guys) of paying off agitators (aka Occupy protestors) & not being willing to face their responsibility should something violent happen to said agitators. WOW... Oh Keith, BillO's not self - aware enough to make the "Tiller the Baby Killer" connection, or he's hiding it if he is.
#1 "Heir Removal" AKA "James Unworthy" - Little Jimmy Murdoch is out out out out out out out out out & OUT like last week's garbage! HELLO??!! Pappy & Our Miss Brooks have to be $hitting a brick now! Little Jimmy's moved to NYC? Huh! Have any of you NYC FOO seen him around? ;D Michael Wolff's in studio for Little Jimmy duty. Little Jimmy's been persona non grata in the News Corps world since last summer. Brit law is part of the reason why all this Murdoch ilk's taking so long because there's no plea bargaining after someone's been charged, so all the cockroaches are trying to scurry as best they can before the charges can be officially be filed. Pirate Rupert has no real roll in the biggest profit - making portion of News Corps.