carnac the magnificent sez: "hmm ... an empty table!"
(see the end of this diary for the question to carnac's answer)
in just under an hour, "america's toughest sheriff" is coming to a channel near you, according to the <cough>
ever-reliable </cough>
world net daily (so adjust your expectations accordingly):
... media organizations from all political persuasions are seeking admittance to a news conference to be held by Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Ariz.
The event is tomorrow [thursday, march 1] at 1 p.m. Mountain Standard Time in Phoenix, 3 p.m. Eastern, and will be live-streamed by WND.
The topic of discussion will be an investigation by Arpaio’s Cold Case Posse into concerns about Obama’s eligibility. It’s the first time an official law enforcement report has addressed many of the allegations about the presumptive 2012 Democratic nominee for president.
The issues include Obama’s eligibility under the U.S. Constitution’s requirements, questions about his use of a Connecticut Social Security number and the image of his purported birth certificate from Hawaii.
In addition to the live-streaming, WND will make available to the public, the same day by email, the official report distributed to media by Arpaio’s investigators. Those interested in receiving the report can sign up for the free service.
Top national media organizations have indicated their plans to attend, and bookings for radio and television reports are in the works. Expected are reporters from the Associated Press, Reuters, Univision, the Washington Times and NBC, CBS and ABC affiliates, as well statewide radio networks, among many others.
(update: for those not wishing to give wnd its desired hits, tomtech has provided an alternate feed via birther debunker dr conspiracy's blog @ obamaconspiracy.org. also, too: abc15 phoenix)
wnd's latest birther boondoggle joe's imminent report comes as no news to its birther audience, who've been waiting and waiting and waiting and anxiously praying almost six months for the <cough>
heroic lawman </cough>
and his posse to finally deliver the goods:
hoosiermama: BO better pray that not a hair on sheriff joe's head is damaged. arpio has done a good job of keeping this in the public eye and thereby protecting himself.
well, nary a tendril on joe's pate appears out of its well-plastered place — which can only mean one thing: either
"america's toughest shurf"™ or the kenyan communist usurper has the other firmly by the
short hairs ...
vanilla swirl: what sheriff joe is doing may be the smartest and best plan; go after the ones in the democratic party who put obama’s name on the ballot. might i remind you that here in indiana there have been forged signatures found on the ‘08’ ballot documents.
if we can only get obama’s name taken off the ballot in a few states then game over!
if obama is proven a usurper then is every law he signed null and void. in a society that respected rule of law yes.
parley baer: gotta love sheriff joe. hehehehehe. i bet he has obama a little nervous.
graewoulf: knight joe arpiao: checkmate! tick-tok.
freepersup:
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
1600 pennsylvania avenue!
OPEN UP!
crazyIvan: "you in a heap a’ trouble, boy."
one name: the posse comitatus act of 1878 may soon become a topic of discussion.
diogenesis:
joe boucher: i’m hoping sheriff joe finds obammys guilt in a hanging offense.
ralph swain: once sheriff joe release the truth about nobama, i'm thinking there will be a day of stunned silence from the obamanuts, and then little by little they'll start making excuses. we've got to make sure our voices are heard then, so that the obot propaganda doesn't twist sheriff joe's words. by the time of the democrat convention (if they have one!) i bet nobama will be gone, and come november, the real house cleaning will begin. boy would i LOVE to be on one of the many juries that will be in place to bring nobama enablers and stooges to JUSTICE!!!
blado: by the time joe's done with bambi he'll have him dressed in pink underwear eating baloney sandwiches in a tent camp in the hot phoenix sun. go joe! get bambi's bitch holder too!
geraldmcg: could be the news of the century.
HMS surprise: you don’t ask a question as big as this in public without knowing the answer. arpaio’s cold case posse was not assembled to find out if obama was eligible, or that obama’s BC was a fraud, they already knew. the past few months have been about putting together a stone cold/rock solid presentation. believe it.
pa-river: i have a queasy feeling that our president had a job he couldn't report on his tax returns. boy toy.
the sheriff will release in about a week. i'm prepared for something totally off the wall. this is the first real vetting. our heads may spin.
personally, i'm hoping their heads will
explode, but that's just me.
edge919: the lolo soetoro adoption is going to be confirmed, and obama is going to play a shamed victim, "but i really was born in hawaii, and my mama was dumped by me deadbeat dad."
butterdezillion: i don't think the posse has subpoena power. but if they recommend a criminal investigation and arpaio initiates it, that investigation would have subpoena powers — and arpaio has mentioned to WND the need to see the microfilm rolls (for instance). we need to be praying for the authorities in arizona and especially for sheriff joe, that he would have wisdom and courage. if we lose him we haven't got a hope, humanly speaking. as it is, it's still gonna take a miracle to dislodge the HDOH [hawaii dept of health] from their fat behinds sitting on obama's alleged records.
and the same is probably true for every entity that has records on obama, since there is some threat that the soros people have been able to use to keep the media quiet (which is documented), to get alex galovich of the passport office to perjure himself by submitting a forged DOS "cable" in court, to get the selective service administration to forge a draft registration for him, to get malihi to issue a sharia ruling, to get the bush state dept (condi rice) to ignore what insiders said was the sanitization of obama's passport records, etc. that's a lot of different people and i can't believe that all of them have steamy sex tapes lurking around to be bribed with. whatever threat it was, it was something big, and tackling this issue is ultimately going to mean tackling george soros and whatever it is that he's been holding over all these people's heads.
and we better pray that it's not something he can hold over sheriff joe's head too, because if it is, then the ONLY hope for america is divine intervention.
suffice to say that i am praying for divine intervention. every day, multiple times. i hope everybody will join me, because we are fighting against the very devil himself.
i've seen
the devil's soros' tapes. they're not that steamy, trust me ... there are no porn stars in hell!
libertyRocks: for the sake of the country i really hope sheriff joe has found things solid and concrete on obama that at the very least raise SERIOUS doubt as to his fitness to rule our country, as well as the possible fraud of the entire DNC nominating "committee" or whomever is responsible for this matter, including pelosi herself.
god bless and protect sheriff joe, and all those working in this quest for the truth. i sometimes feel as though people with any sense of logic and justice are a very rare breed.
if libertyRocks wants to find
"people with sense", my advice would be to
move out of freeper county, but the rest of the planet would only be stupider for it.
carnac's question: "what is kryptonite to birthers?"
updates:
12:16 PM PT: first up: several short videos, starting with a photoshop/ocr examination of the pdf of obama's long-form birth certificate. "ocr wasn't applied to this document!" looks like joe's handed this off to wnd.
12:26 PM PT: optimization! white haloes! green backgrounds! nothing can explain the anomalies! computers don't do this!
12:29 PM PT: "unlike the defender's of obama's lfbc pdf, we don't engage in speculation or conjecture" good to hear.
12:34 PM PT: stamps were imported and pasted in! if the stamps are fraudulent, everything's fraudulent! this is very serious!!!!
12:39 PM PT: we couldn't get 1961 flight manifests, therefore OMG!
12:41 PM PT: the stamp on obama's selective service application doesn't look anything like our facsimile, therefore OMG!
12:45 PM PT: "the document is fake! shurf joe should start a criminal investigation!" we have identified a "person of interest" for the forgery!
12:49 PM PT: corsi: "this is not politically motivated." "i was not involved in the posse."
12:59 PM PT: farah: we have many sworn affidavits of people wiliing to testify. we have someone who was introduced to obama via bill ayers who to referred him as a foreign student.
1:19 PM PT: shorter shurf joe: "yew need ta show me summore damn papers, boy!"
1:21 PM PT: and it's a wrap.