A tip of the hat to Jeff Foxworthy for the format, come on and play along to help keep spirits lifted as we head into super tuesday!
If you believe that inserting a trans-vaginal probe into a woman is about protecting a woman's right to know.....you may be a republican!
When you repeat a lie about a birth certificate so often that some of your friends believe it to be true....you may be a republican!
If you allow that a woman has an right to avert her eyes when the ultrasound screen is in a direct line with her face during a government mandated ultrasound....you may be a republican!
When you know that the way to win a primary election is by outspending your opponent by a factor of 10 to one, running horrible, negative television ads until your opponent is destroyed and your entire party is damaged .......you may be a republican!
If you are sure that decisions about health care should be based on the religious or moral convictions of employers.....you may be a republican!
When you believe that all the good news stories on the economy are lies personally made up by the President to fool his base....you may be a republican!
If you believe that destroying the security of the American middle class is a great way to run a business or a state government...you may be a republican !