Joe (Samuel Wurzelbacher) the Plumber has become the reptilican nominee for Congress in Ohio’s newly redistricted ninth congressional district to run against Democratic Rep. Marcy Kaptur (who had just won the primary against Dennis Kucinich).
Joe the fucking Plumber? Joe the fucking Plumber? This to ludicrous to imagine. But, in the spirit of the year of the reptilican clown car, Joe fits in like that last piece of the puzzle, like 2 chili dogs and a 6 pack. Central casting could not have supplied a political boob better fitted to the role.
His name isn't Joe, he wasn't a plumber (no license) and he didn't have a $200,000 – $250,000 business whose taxes he was concerned about. in short, there is nothing real about him. Even when one considers the less than above board Ohio voting history, Sammy has the chance of a rat in a snake pit.
If I have to say something positive about the reptilican party it would have to be, they are really amusing. And just when I think their novelty has worn thin they come up with another clown to perform.
I need to stock up on more popcorn.