And the South most definitely will not rise again.
The South just needs to form an Ignorant Redneck Party, secede from the Union, elect Rick Santorum their Theocratic Ruler, burn all the books, shut down the colleges, put women in barns and burkas and be done with it. (I can say that because I live in the south)
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Rep. Terry England, R-Auburn, compares women who have a non-viable pregnancy to cows, pigs and chickens. (I'd embed this but I don't know how)