You can tell her boyfriend's great-grandfather sold handbags just by looking at her! What a slut!
ZOMG! The craziest corners of the right-wing nutosphere have uncovered the smoking gun that proves Rush Limbaugh is right about Georgetown Law student Sandra Fluke. Turns out she's a slut after all because—brace yourselves—her boyfriend's a
Jew. A
Jewish Jew. With
Jewish parents. Who are
Jews!
Asshat teabagger Brooks Bayne (and no, you can't have a link, because it isn't in our budget to provide each and every one of you with a barf bag) has the scoop on Jewish Jew Adam Mutterperl, and it isn't pretty:
Adam Mutterperl is the son of one of the most well-connected leftist Jewish families on the East Coast (add the West Coast to that, apparently), with ties to neo-Marxist Brandeis University as decades old donors… and whose father, Bill Mutterperl, worked directly for Paul Volcker, one of Obama's pals, advisors, and Keynesian "stimulus" bill architects.
Holy Moses! Jews, money, neo-Marxism, college (quick, someone get Rick Santorum a fainting couch!), Obama, Keynes (or maybe he meant to say Kenya), stimulus. If that doesn't prove Sandra Fluke's slutitude to you, nothing will, but Serious Blogger Bayne has even more dirt.
Fluke's boyfriend's family is also guilty of "the typical Jewish variant of socialism." And his great-grandfather made handbags! Hide the children!
But it gets even more worser and Jewisher:
In addition to the Mutterperl’s extensive history within the Jewish socialist activist/political world, and their generational wealth, they’re still doing what they can to help the 99%.
Oh my
god! Not only are these rich, socialist, college-lovin' Jewish Jews rich, socialist and college-lovin', but they're actually concerned with helping
others? You are
so busted, Ms. Fluke! Gotcha!
(Via TBogg)