Rick Santorum
says sticking with President Obama might be better than electing an Etch-A-Sketch:
If you’re going to be a little different, we might as well stay with what we have instead of taking a risk with what may be the Etch A Sketch candidate of the future.
And Mitt Romney
responds with disappointment and horror:
I was disappointed to hear that Rick Santorum would rather have Barack Obama as president than a Republican.
By the transitive laws of Republican ass-clownery, I do believe that Mitt Romney just confirmed he is in fact Mr. Etch-A-Sketch.