I know I should have warned you. Perhaps he has a hydraulic pump installed in his cyborg frame. Really do these Republicans think before they speak?
GREEN BAY, Wis.– Ann Romney defended her husband’s sense of humor today during a radio interview, explaining that if people think the candidate seems too stiff at times as the host suggested, she thinks “we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out.”
Ann Romney’s remarks came during an interview with Baltimore radio station WBAL, during which the host asked her, “And one of the things, Ann Romney, that folks talk about with your husband, Mitt Romney, and I’ve seen him in casual conversation-He comes off very smooth and okay. But sometimes he comes off stiff. Do you have to fight back some criticism, like ‘My husband isn’t stiff, OK?’”
Laughing, Ann Romney responded, “Well, you know, I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out because he is not!”
Has she tried the Kama Sutra? Perhaps some lingerie? If all else fails:
Those of us that notice his robot like demeanor are not really looking to inspect his package and it's performance.