Dear defenders of George Zimmerman...
Thank you for informing me that I, as a white/Hispanic male with several black friends, am therefore categorically incapable of racism. I look forward to spewing racial epithets with aplomb, knowing that I, by mere virtue of my heritage, am above reproach.
And thank you, Conservatives, for informing me that I made up my heritage simply to vilify Mr. Zimmerman. Of course, seeing as how I'm equal parts Mexican and Scottish (with very light skin), I could have sworn I'd been checking the white/Hispanic (or similar) box for years. In the old days when that box didn't exist, I checked both boxes (usually labeled "White/Caucasian" and "Hispanic/Chicano/Latino".) Alas, I must have simply been lying to myself, for we know Conservatives (with a big "C") are never wrong.
To all of you, thank you. I simply wouldn't know who or what I was if you weren't here to decide for me.