Some folks denounce liberal politicians, calling them egg-headed academics. They say we need leaders with common sense instead of a degree from some fancy school.
Who do these elitists think they are? Who are they to force Americans to have common sense?
It’s time heady intellectuals like Sarah Palin come down from their taupe towers and admit that this country needs a President who can't read, write, or do basic math.
If not having a fancy college degree is a good thing, then not having a basic elementary education must be even better! It makes sense if you don't think about it!
Besides, language and mathematics are inherently Socialist. Adding 2 + 2 results in the same answer for everybody, regardless of whether or not they've created any jobs. At a public library, poor people can use dictionaries to look up words... the same words that Real Americans can look up in dictionaries bought with hard-earned capital.
That's not the America I grew up in.
It's been said that a person who doesn't read is no better off than a person who can't. In other words, they're just as good!
If you can read this, do not run for President.