This ground control to Newt Gingrinch, you're running out of cash. Time to go on a book tour dude. Newt's wild ride to the top and back to hell was exciting, yet sad that it didn't materialize into anything real. At times like this, I wish I had cable television so I could see Newt try to explain himself while acting his way out of a bag.
Where are the Palins when everything is falling apart? That's what friends are for, I guess. When times were good, the Palins were out there giving Newt some star power that he needed. Look what that star endorsement got him? I faster downward trajectory than than Milli Vanilli. I don't know why Sarah Palin and Newt don't do a joint book tour where they go around the bible belt and make millions of dollars. They could help pay for Newt's campaign debt. It looks like he'll beat Hillary Clinton in having to owe money after a losing campaign.
And might I add....
Newt has already made the deal with Mitt Romney. That went down and Newt is getting a VP slot or he'll be the new secretary of energy. Newt wants to hijack the platform. He knows Mitt Romney is beyond flexible. He's like Gumby. Newt will try to play Teddy Kennedy circa 1980 at the 2012 convention, maybe he'll get a day. Who knows? If Newt instantly drops out, Santorum is totally screwed. If Ron Paul does a deal with Mitt, this show is over for a few minutes. Mitt Romney is the best for comedy. Who could come up with this type of stuff? Seamus, RIP.
Back to the moon, Newt should try to send Ted Nugent to the moon to play a concert with Alice Cooper. They can skype George W Bush and play God Bless The USA. I would pay $5 to see it, maybe.