With the news that Glenn Beck will now be giving weekly speeches from his very own Oval office, other news has come to light regarding other right wing plans to create their own version of the United States. More below the commie squiggle.
Mount Romnore: To be located directly on the Ohio/Pennsylvania border, its enormous granite facade will feature Mitt Romney wearing four different facial expressions. Visitors will be asked prior to viewing what kind of mood they are in and then will be able to proceed forward with the Romney expression most in line with their reply prominently displayed while a giant tarp covers the other three.
The Declaration of Wicked-Awesome: This will be Sarah Palin’s new audio-book narrated by her and Rick Perry. This definitive treatise on America and just how wicked-awesome it is will set Guinness Book records for use of the word “ya’ll” and dangling participles. Upon hearing this both Palin and Perry will call it Liberal bias and state their unequivocal belief that participles should only dangle between one woman and one man.
The Statue of Gipper-ty: Funded entirely by the Koch Brothers, this 305 foot bronze sculpture of Reagan holding a shotgun and surrounded by angels will sit directly on the border between Mexico and Texas and will bear the inscription, “Turn the fuck back around Jose!”
Lent! The Musical!: Produced by Michelle and Marcus Bachmann it will feature a group of 20-somethings that have attended their “Pray the Gay Away” seminars who agree to give up being HIV positive for 40 days.
Please feel free to add your own ideas :-)