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I apologize for posting a BREAKING diary from within the Top Comments vehicle, but tonight’s diary was my responsibility, so I needed to kill two birds with one stone.
It’s obviously very rare that I come into possession of such a precious document. BREAKING diaries are not my forte. My contacts are not what they once were, in political circles, and a description of the most circuitous path by which this came to me would take much more time and space than I had available today. So, basically, I’m just going to post the first excerpts from the document, and go from there.
It’s important to note, first of all, that this document is not and was never intended to be a platform statement for the Republican party. It is not a position paper on any issue, no, this is the super secret core of real-world problems faced by our citizens that the US government, under Republican administration, expected (and expects!) to solve or at least materially address.
The path by which I obtained the document did not include extensive details on document history, updates and edits, things like that. I do know that this document was created originally to provide the basis of the George W. Bush administration beginning in 2000, and if you look critically at all of the things that administration achieved on behalf of our people, you will clearly be able to see that.
Further, the conspirators who made the document available to me also emphasized that the goals and objectives outlined in the document were fully endorsed, AS WRITTEN, by John McCain in 2008, and, surprisingly, already by Mitt Romney this year. (Their consent initials follow the individual paragraphs.) It’s important to keep that in mind when reading these specifics of Republican political ambition and dreams. They are so happy with these goals and objectives, not even the tiniest alterations were considered necessary!
Without further ado or suspense, here is the most complete articulation you will ever read about the specific problems faced by our people and our society that Republicans intend to solve and resolve. (At least, the first five provisions, for sake of diary length. Website link at end to the complete unadulterated document.) Word for word, verbatim, brought to you tonight courtesy of Top Comments. Hold on to your seats!
Specific problems to be solved or substantially addressed during Republican administration.
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Complete text posted at youvegottobedreamingtheyllnevercareaboutyou.com
Final note: Word has it that Jim DeMint (SC) spent a week in Babelfish trying to figure out the meaning so he’d be prepared with arguments against provisions it might contain. Any normal Republican Senator would delegate a task like that to staff, but, if you have no ambition to do any work or achieve anything, you don’t NEED staff, and you may get stuck with assignments like DeMint did.
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