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(Once more, something written in the good old days when I really thought I could share my man with golf.  Later I decided to forget that idea!)

What do you do when the "other woman" is Golf?

Count your blessings, bite your tongue and build on just what you have as lovers.

More than 15 years ago I was up bright and early after a first date with my husband-to-be.  I walked with him as he played 18 holes of golf.

Little did I know those neat little 18 holes would gang up on our family life years later --- that someday I would have to confront a faceless mistress --- an Old Bag (full of woods and irons) as my husband's demanding lover.

Fifteen years ago I would have laughed at the title "golf widow."

Why, Ron's golf habit was good to him.  His rich tan contrasted so well with my rosey sunburn.  We both loved the outdoors --- Ron, the perfectly manicured greens; me, the woodsy out-of-bounds areas.

Slowly though, as three children entered the picture (none of them conceived in the golf season), another Golf Widow was added to the ranks.

First, there was that "tied down" syndrome.

I tried to make my husband feel guilty.  It didn't work.

When I later took on a full time job, I demanded that we share responsibilities --- golf or not.

Ron agreed.  But qualifying and weekend tournaments came up.  His putting game needed work.  Tournaments became as regular for him as Saturday laundry for me.  Only he would get trophies.  (He was good!)  I got more dirty clothes.

A few years ago, after a Marriage Encounter, I was finally forced to accept Golf as Ron's other lover.

She was as important to him as I was --- no more, no less.  And Golf didn't nag, talk back, sulk or have bad breath.

I immediately immersed myself into an "if you can't fight' em, join 'em" effort.  Once again, we walked the local courses hand-in-hand.

But the effort was doomed.  The "country club set" and I came from different molds, and our kids were starting to call the babysitter "Mom."

Back to square one again.   One evening I was so angry --- after Ron played golf everyday that week --- I slept on the sofa.

The next morning, as he was leaving for another round of golf, he woke me to say the bed was available.  He was his usual sweet self --- no bitterness in him ever!

When he saw that I wasn't about to get up, he covered me with a blanket, left a five-dollar bill in my purse and open the Bible to II Peter, which instructs wives to be submissive to their husbands.

That afternoon I left a note for him apologizing for being so anti-golf.  I had to write it, because the words just wouldn't form in my mouth.

I stressed the apology was coming from my mind.  My heart was still full of bitterness.

The letter worked and that evening we jumped into bed as lovers.

But the mood didn't last long.

Ron started to talk golf again.  After a few minutes, he asked, "Why are you so quiet?"

I don't have anything to say," I answered.

He rolled over and continued his monologue.  He preached on my attitude, and once more, I found myself on the defensive and on the verge of another argument.

"Stop it!" I shouted.  "Let's forget it.  For just one week --- just one --- let's try harder to commit ourselves to one another, if only for the heck of it."

We didn't make love that night.  The pain of the disagreement was still too fresh in our minds.

But the next day's sunshine seems to bring a healing process.

I rose early to make biscuits and gravy, a southern favorite, for Sunday morning breakfast.

And after church, Ron helped prepare lunch.  Afterwards he stuck around and played with the kids.

And I tried to be cheerful.  My nagging, I found out the night before, had driven my husband to the golf course more, instead of keeping him home.

Our week of renewed commitment turned out to be an oasis.

Ron continued to play golf regularly.  Again I bit my lip so I wouldn't have to eat my words later.  But I smiled when Ron came home, and he seemed to make a definite effort to be home more often.

He dried dishes a couple times and gave me tender kissses frequently.  

Tension definitely eased because both of us worked at it.  Neither had the humility to do it alone.

I finally accepted the fact that I couldn't re-make Ron.  He would never give up is "other woman."  And he realized I would never be a fan of his "mistress."

We proceeded from these truths.  As Ron said, "We had to go on from there to concentrate on the positive, rather than the negative."

The first week was such an improvement that we decided to extend our efforts for another week.

The weeks have since dissolved into months --- hot summer nights into invigorating autumn mornings.

Being a sports editor, Ron's Golf Goofiness later became Football Fever, which developed into a Basketball Binge, just before Track Thirst.

But the mistress of them all will always be Ms. Golf.

And me, I just try to remember what another golf widow once said:

    "Count your blessings!  The other woman could be made of flesh, rather than an Old Bag of iron and wood."


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  •  Tip Jar (7+ / 0-)

    Making a better world for those who follow us!

    by people power granny on Sun Apr 22, 2012 at 04:49:38 PM PDT

  •  My maternal grandparents used to love to golf (5+ / 0-)

    together, as did my great uncle Jack and his lovely wife, aunt Jean. Growing up, the people who golfed in my family made it a family affair except my dad, who's wife does not golf (which is really unusual, since she is a professional woman in business from California).

    I came to golf in college and have golfed on and off but have a good buddy that I golf with a couple of times a year down south. Interestingly, none of my long term partners have been golfers, so it hasn't entered in to my relationships much as I golf infrequently. Probably the best way to enjoy the sport without turning someone into a "widow". ;)

    Now sailing? That's my true weakness. That was a periodic source of trouble between my ex and I.


    Commonmass on the links, Columbia, SC.

    Santorum: Man on Dog; Romney: Dog on Car. Ren and Stimpy: Dog on Cat

    by commonmass on Sun Apr 22, 2012 at 05:05:09 PM PDT

  •  I'm a golf widow myself... (3+ / 0-)

    MrKgirls travels around the world and he takes his clubs. He played a round of golf on six different continents in six months. He has played a round at least once a month for five years, despite the fact we live in MA. When he's not playing, he's watching golf. His Golf World subscription runs through 2023.

    Our daughter started playing with him when she was six -- her talent was apparent from her first round. She's 13 now and she plays from the men's tees. The first time she went from there, she broke 90. Dad was beaming with pride.

    He thinks of himself as a good dad since he takes her golfing all the time. I just busted up laughing -- yeah, you're so special for spending time doing your favorite thing ever! When you give up a golf game to take her bass fishing, then you can call yourself a great dad. Until then, call yourself lucky.

    The search for truth and knowledge is one of the finest attributes of a man, though often it is most loudly voiced by those who strive for it the least -- Albert Einstein

    by theKgirls on Sun Apr 22, 2012 at 05:41:21 PM PDT

  •  Clutter - I'm married to a packrat, bordering on (1+ / 0-)
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    hoarder.  If we ever split up, that will be the cause.  It drives me up the wall.  Most of it is confined to the basement, thankfully, but it's hard to keep it from creeping into the upstairs.  And it's annoying to have to deal with it when I go down to do laundry, etc.

  •  Hobby, addiction, seems to hardly (0+ / 0-)

    matter when it becomes the axle about which your life revolves.   It seems to me you have every reason to be feeling as you obviously do...and that hubby is a pretty self-centered person.

    What would he be doing if there was no one to do all the household chores and so on such that he could go indulge himself so frequently and yet come home to a clean home and dinner on the table and clean clothes and so on?

    Sounds to me as if you have some big decisions to make if some reasonable compromise isn't possible.  

    The longer I live, the clearer I perceive how unmatchable a compliment one pays when he says of a man "he has the courage to utter his convictions." Mark Twain

    by Persiflage on Sun Apr 22, 2012 at 06:25:34 PM PDT

    •  Ah, I see I didn't read what was in the parens (0+ / 0-)

      and that you already made that decision.  Sorry...

      The longer I live, the clearer I perceive how unmatchable a compliment one pays when he says of a man "he has the courage to utter his convictions." Mark Twain

      by Persiflage on Sun Apr 22, 2012 at 06:29:42 PM PDT

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  •  Pattern (0+ / 0-)

    What's with golf and mistresses these days... I'd would have gone insane and destroyed all of his golf apparel if I were you. You have a magnanimous heart!

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