It turns out that one of my predictions has actually come true. The Mitt Romney campaign just released the identity of the Navy Seal who killed Bin Laden. Yes, it was Mittens himself.
Matt Rhoades, Romney’s campaign manager explained that the mission was Governor Romney’s idea and that he personally led the mission, including flying the helicopter that did not fail.
Romney was first over the compound wall then helped the younger less experienced Seals join him before leading the assault on the house itself.
After taking out the guards on the first floor, Romney ran up four flights of stairs where he waited for the others to catch up before entering Bin Laden’s personal quarters.
Face to face with Bin Laden, Romney used his magic underwear to deflect a burst of machine gun fire before taking out Bin Laden. One of those ricochet bullets wounded Bin Laden’s wife. Romney immediately whipped out his first aid kit and performed life saving surgery while the other Seals wrapped Bin Laden in an America flag taking him to the waiting helicopter.
Once at sea, they gave Bin Laden a proper Muslim funeral. Following the funeral, Romeny had Bin Laden baptized as a Mormon.