Yes, you read that right. Not only a mullet, but a convicted mullet. The Kentucky Waterfall has 40% support against a sitting president in his own primary. This is a troubling trend, for sure.
His name is Keith Judd, presumably no relation to The Judd's of country music fame. But not out of the question, we just don't know. I mean, the guy is teh awesome. Think about it. His hair says all you need to know. He's business up front, and the party takes a backseat! Plus, he is a longtime member of the federation of superheroes. No mention if his flowing mane has power beyond hypnotism.
Of course there is the tiny problem of him not being able to make public appearances, as he is incarcerated. To my way of thinking, this is a good thing. He's Pre-indicted! What crime did he commit? What does it matter these days with diaper Dave in Louisiana, and the unindicted Bush Cabal running around free? I mean, he might not have even committed a war crime yet! Bonus!
Being serious for just a moment, how should the Obama campaign take this? A bunch of toothless hayseeds prefer a white guy, literally ANY white guy, to be their nominee over the black guy? I'm positive that's part of it. But the Mullet got 40%. Forty. People who were informed of his conviction status, some of them, backed off. What if this guy was out walking around and able to shake a few hands? We could have a brokered convention!
What is his secret? His superpowers, his mullet, his positions on issues? What positions? I haven't seen any mentioned. Not Obama is a strong sentiment among democrats in West Virginia. Could it be they've been waiting four years for hope and change they can believe in, and decided they still wanted it? Nah. That couldn't be it. Better to go with Everybody Is a Hick in WV.
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