Only 26 letters? Well, this will be a challenge and a half...
With every passing day, we add to the list of character flaws embodied in the presumptive and presumptuous GOP nominee. In an effort to ensure that you're up to date (as of 12:54 p.m. Central time, May 10th, 2012), here is the latest summary, presented in quick poetical snippets for your convenience and amusement. As always, you're encouraged to add your own poetic contribution to this growing list.
A is for arrogance. What? It’s your turn?
Let the voters decide! (Mitt will just never learn…)
B is for bully, a man without grace
Who’ll stomp on the weak and then laugh in their face
C for control, which means all to our Mitt
For without it, his power and clout don’t mean s*it.
D for the draft – he avoided his spot
Hanging out in French mansions while others got shot
E, Etch-a-Sketch which he shakes in the hope
That each voter’s a moron, a patsy, a dope.
F is for firing, a favorite pastime
Hey, it’s perfectly legal, a victimless crime.
G is for greed, when there’s never enough
More money, more power, more homes, and more stuff
H, homophobia – even in youth
Apologies won’t wipe out that ugly truth.
I, indignation at having to fight
His inevitability gives him the right.
J is for jobs outsourced or destroyed
Every moment of which he profoundly enjoyed
K is for king; that’s the real job he seeks
Presidencies are only for sissies and geeks
L for the lies that he tells with such ease
Pathological lying’s an awful disease
M is for money, life blood of his life
Gained by killing off jobs, leaving people in strife
N is for ‘Nam where Mitt skipped all that pain
His own sons “served” by working on Romney’s campaign
O for Obama who’ll eat Mitt for lunch
In the coming debates, landing punch after punch
P for poor people, but please do not fret
They’re protected quite well with that great safety net
Q for the “queers” who’ve endured Romney’s wrath
It gets better for you on Obama’s bright path
R for the Romneys who came before Mitt
According to him, they did not achieve s*hit
S is for Seamus, whose shameful abuse
Will live on as an act for which there’s no excuse
T for Ted Nugent, so loathsome and vile
Romney chased his endorsement in pandering style
U for ungainly, unpleasant, unkind
His disdain for the common folk boggles the mind
V is for vultures who pick at the bones
Of the corporate debtors defaulting on loans
W for the wealth that we envy (or not)
In his one-percent world, everything can be bought
X for extortion to buy every vote
It’s not really “support” with a knife to the throat
Y for the youth vote that trickles away
While Obama endears himself day after day
Z, zero chance that this jackass will win
Despite lying and buying and flip-flopping spin