First, there's President of the Hair Club for Men Mitt Romney. Add one Vice President Senator Rand Aqua Buddha Paul, and you have one hell of a bully pulpit ticket.
Romney & Rand would be the truest expression of the modern Republican Party.
There's Old New Money and New Old Crazy. There's blind religious devotion to capital and scapegoating of workers (and the middle class). There's zealous single-minded (monomaniacal) devotion to the narrowest political ideology imaginable (no, not 'freedom', but money). There's their 2012 electoral popularity in the rump Confederacy (yes, rump can refer to assholes in this case).
And of course you have the bullying mentality, not just mentally but actually practiced by the candidates and/or their followers (remember Rand's goons in 2008; there be monsters there).
The GOP Bully Pulpit Ticket: Devoted to bullying Americans into submission.