Given that, I would have liked to be a fly on the wall for this one:
Bush and Romney spoke with each other after the former president offered his fleeting support for the Republican candidate in an elevator this week, a person on Romney’s campaign tells ABC News.That's some top-secret phone calling right there. He won't even say whether Mitt thanked Bush?
The Romney aide wouldn’t disclose details of the call and wouldn’t say if Romney thanked Bush for his endorsement.
"Hi George. Look, I'm pretty sure we talked about this, and I thought I was pretty clear on how you needed to not say anything for the next six months."
"Sorry, Mitt. It just slipped out. Want me to take it back?"
"Jeez ... no, no, that'd probably look worse. All right, we'll just go with it. But now please, please promise me you won't say anything supportive of me from now on? I mean Christ, George, your favorability ratings are still three points behind leprosy."
"Yeah, but I think I'm gonna be vindicated anytime now. You seen how much brush I've been clearing lately? I fuckin' hate brush. Little thorny terrorists, all of them."
"Fine, George, whatever. Listen, I have to go. Just please, take a vow of silence or something. Now's not the time."
Yeah, I like that version pretty well. The other version would be that Bush and Mitt actually get along fine and have a lot of the same ideas, on things like tax cuts, hurting poor people and not really giving a flying damn about any of that foreign policy stuff unless they're forced to by outside events, and that Mitt's actually sucked in a lot of old Bush advisers because hey, their advice all worked out great the first time around, but that version's just too scary to contemplate.