That's right, Enormous Moustache a/k/a Captain Obvious a/k/a "Suck. On. This" a/k/a guy whose wife's family used own General Growth Properties, will appear tonight on Jeopardy with Alex Trebek. Competing against the 'stache will be Anderson Cooper and Kelly O'Donnell.
A friend of mine who attended the taping informs me that Friedman did not do very well, finishing third (and ended in negative territory in a practice game). In fact, Friedman probably should have brought with him a Pakistani cab driver for assistance.
This should be reminiscent of the memorable performances by "Sean Connery" on the SNL Version of Celebrity Jeopardy.