A punchline? Nope. Fox News
So you don't have to add clicks to Fox, here's a paraphrase:
A man was arrested near Dubuque, IA on suspicion of drunk driving after being pulled over with a zebra and a parrot in his truck. The driver said the animals were pets and liked to travel.
Your task is to write the punchline.
Over the zebra dropping is a few that I found. I bet we can improve on these.
A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.
They order round after round. The zebra passes out and falls to the floor. The man picks up his parrot and starts to leave.
The bartender yells, “Hey! You there! You can’t leave that lyin’ on the floor!”
The parrot says, “That ain’t no lion. That’s a zebra.”
Maybe he should have brought the orangutan. At least he could have claimed it was driving