By doodabides at 2012-05-29
How about some captioning fun today? The MIB3 stills and captures available on the intertubes are pretty scant and don't lend themselves well to my usual story-hatchetry... (plus, there are so few good pics of Beau Biden to cast as a young agent Joe like I wanted to)
Let us have your best snark in the comments, and, as usual, feel free to recycle anything you see here... ;)
By doodabides at 2012-05-29
"This is a normalizer... If you'll look right into this blue light you'll see the truth that the Republican Party is actually a Vogon invasion force bent on the destruction of the entire Earth from within... and a copy of my birth certificate... and you're going to stop eating so much cookies and candy and cake and stuff..."
By doodabides at 2012-05-29
"Thank you for having me here... I really enjoy here... I have fond memories of growing up here and I dismantled one of my first companies here... here everything is the right size... all brains here taste great and they're less filling!"
By doodabides at 2012-05-29
"May I have your attention people... if everyone could please just look here... what you've just witnessed was the crash of an extraterrestrial UFO... and not a top secret CIA drone with multiple targeting capabilities."
By doodabides at 2012-05-29
"What do you say Joe? Why don't we just walk right into the national office of the NRA and bust a few caps? "
By doodabides at 2012-05-29
"Let's just agree to disagree about what a Vampire Capitalist is and what it does..."
By doodabides at 2012-05-29
"I have GOT to get me one of THESE!"
(I cannot believe Sonnenfeld, Will Smith, and everybody didn't know EXACTLY what they were doing when they rolled out these "O-cycles"... what a stunning salute/nod to the Obama Logo!!) (P.S. Kos, please don't ban me for starting a conspiracy theory...)
By doodabides at 2012-05-29
The difference, Mittens.... they make this look GOOD