All humans have an inclination to do good, and an inclination to do evil, and right now, my two inclinations are having a bit of a dispute.
You see, my good inclination is saying that, in order to favorably incline patrons and staff of restaurants, I should:
- Tip lavishly
- Compliment the server
- Compliment the cook
- Say good things about them to the manager
- Tell the manager that I recommend the establishment to all my friends.
- Say, "Vote Democratic," as I leave.
While my evil inclination is saying that, I should:
- Leave no tip
- Curse the server
- Curse the cook
- Threaten to call the health department
- Call the manager a c*ck sucker
- Tell the manager that I recommend the establishment to all my friends.
- Say, "Vote Republican," as I leave.
Your advice?