In the "totally legit and really happening" zombie outbreak that is sweeping the nation, 21 year old Maryland resident and Morgan State University student, Alexander Kinyua, admitted to eating the brain and heart of his 37 year old roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie.
Agyei-Kodie had been missing for 4 days when Alexanders's brother found 2 tins in the Kinyua's basement containing a human head and hands. Agyei-Kodie had been living with the Kinyua's in their suburban home. After the discovery, Alexander's father contacted police. Upon questioning, Alexander admitted to the killing, in addition to consuming parts of his deceased. He also confessed to dumping the rest of the remains behind a local church.
Police say the motive is still unknown, but I have a sneaking suspicion the two ran out of ramen. #brokecollegelife