OK, so I was browsing one of my favorite sites dedicated to documenting the Islamophobia of Geller, Spencer et alii (Loonwatch) and I stumbled across a link to this post from 23 May on Right Wing Watch entitled The Ultimate Obama-Islam-Sharia-Agenda 21-Immigration-Debt Conspiracy.
The "Ultimate" Obama CT? I had my doubts. With all of the nonsense out there, "ultimate" is a bold claim indeed. But you know what? This one is truly exceptional for the sheer audacity of its scope and claims.
Some laughs, then, after the Itzl...
In an interview with Vic Eliason of the Crosstalk program on VCY America ("Christian Information Radio," y'all), Dennis Avi Lipkin (aka Victor Mordecai) wove a startlingly complex conspiracy theory suggestive of a near debilitating level of paranoia and delusion. In Lipkin's view, all of the evidence points conclusively to President Obama being not only Muslim but in fact a Saudi sleeper-agent who through manipulation of the national debt will usher in the complete Islamization of America.
You can't make this shit up. Or at least I can't; clearly Lipkin can...
Via Brian Tashman's blog at Right Wing Watch (audio links and transcriptions available there):
Lipkin: The Muslim Brotherhood is going to end up either killing, converting to Islam or expelling the remaining Christians of Egypt. When the Christians of Egypt are gone, the economy of Egypt is gone. When the economy of Egypt is gone, the 76 [million] Muslims who remain are going to starve to death. What do people do when they starve? They leave. Where do they go to? America. Who’s going to bring them in? Obama. Where is he going to settle them? In the lands confiscated by Agenda 21.
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Lipkin: America will be Muslim by 2016. 2016 is the eighth year of President Obama, meaning he is going to bring in 50-100 million Muslims because it is inevitable that all these Islamic countries cannot rule, they don’t know how to rule themselves, they are completely inept, and after they kill all the Christians that remain there will not be any economy left so you’re going to have overnight 50-100 million Muslims coming in. You cannot put them in American cities, you have got to create entire new areas populated in the United States and Canada with these Muslims.
Eliason: Where Sharia law holds forth?
Lipkin: Yes! So you have Agenda 21, you have Sharia law, by the way I’m going to throw out a real wildcard now. You have all those people who talk about the American debt being insolvable, where are you going to get $14 trillion from? The answer is very simple, you don’t think the Saudis have $14 trillion in cash? They’ll give you the cash and they will say ‘we own you now, we’re going to take over America.’ And Americans will say, ‘if we don’t do this we’re going to lose our economy and we’re going to lose our dollar and everything.’ The American economic problem is not a problem if the Saudis come in and bring in their cash. The problem here is America will surrender its Christianity.
A "real wildcard"? I suppose that's one word for it. Batshit insanity might also suffice. It's a shame that Lipkin doesn't send his screeds to Markos directly, as this could hold pride of place in the Hatemail for years to come.
Avi "I go cuckoo for conspiracies" Lipkin might just have narrated the craziest piece of CT in a long time. Sadly, I can only assume that still crazier shit re. President Obama will be spewn forth and that the title of "ultimate CT," if deserved, will be fleeting at best (worst?).
Mock away!