I know we are all worried about what former ex-governor Willard Mitty did in his intermittent stint as a Faux-PO, but it could have been worse.
How worse, you might ask? Well, besides the Badge Envy...
At least the Knottsian Barney Fife only carried one bullet... in his pocket. Let's not ask what Romney had in his pocket or if he was glad to see those Co-Eds at his mercy, cowering and begging and offering... Perhaps Williard Mitty was only shooting blanks when he made the girls and boys "assume the position". Although, We might wonder if he ever made them take a "Breathalizer Test".
Let's hope that his felonious power-tripping was only an attempt to cause students to give up alcohol and go strait and convert to a Mormon teetotaling way of life and not a sign of a diseased personality where digging into his past will reveal not only skeletons, but bodies.
...yet. "Dead men [or women] tell no tales."
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."