Coming soon to a Theater near you...
Cue "Arthur's Theme (The Best That You Can Do)":
Once in your life you'll find him
Someone who burns your bridges down
And next thing you know
You're clowning 'round the town
Wake up and doubt's still with you
Even though certificate's been found
You're wonderin' to yourself
What have I not found?
When you get caught inside the loony "Birther Theory"
I know they're crazy -- it's not true
If you get caught inside the loony "Birther Theory"
The best that you can do (the best that you can do)
The best that you can do is Donald Trump
Hmm... I wonder if I should sing this and make it into a music video. Thoughts?