They say Jesus turned water into wine, but a couple of Mexicans turned a cactus into tequila.
Your move, God.
If Georgia allows the KKK to adopt a stretch of highway, black folks should be allowed to speed on it.
And litter.
A lot.
Fact is, most of us are just too ugly for Retina Display.
Some women can actually trace their increasingly bad taste in men back to one guy. The gateway douche bag.
I wish tattoo artists would just say no sometimes.
In Darth Vader's defence, can YOU think of ONE meeting where you wouldn't have Force choked someone to death if you could?
Slip the term 'powerful indicator' into any argument and you automatically win.
We should make it a tradition to punch Chris Brown in the face EVERY Flag Day!