We put the Turd back into saturdays!
1871 – The University Tests Act allows students to enter the Universities of Oxford, Cambridge and Durham without religious tests.
1911 – IBM founded as the Computing-Tabulating-Recording Company.
COINCIDENCE? I think NOT!
"PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air."
FROM THE CHURCH OF INEFFABLE STUPIDITY:
SILLY SCIENCE SATURDAY QUIZ:
1.Which over-the-counter drug do doctors recommend that people take to help prevent heart attacks?
a) Antacids
b) Bible classes
c) Aspirin
d) MDMA
2. According to most astronomers, which of the following is no longer considered a planet?
a) Sarah Palin
b) Venus
c) Luna
d) Pluto
3. Which of the following are used to create GPS location?
a) Satellites
b) The Lord's Prayer
c) Microscopic, specially bred homing pigeons
d) Laser equipped bats
4. What are Stem Cells?
a) the plant parts that grow into tree trunks.
b) Little bits of clay that are molded together to build dikes and damns.
c) Cells which can grow into various other kinds of cells.
d) Artificial weights used for fine biological measurements. One cell = Michelle Bachmann's brain.
5. Which of the following are NOT used to make Haggis, a scottish speciality?
a) horse droppings
b) caustic lye
c) pulverized dirt
d) Catholic Holy Wafers
6. Hemp farming will be used to create what products?
a) Industrial strength Velcro
b) birdseed
c) high quality clothing and rope
d) Bibles
7) Lizards belong to which family?
a) reptiles
b) arachnoids
c) Republicans
d) Bain Capital
8. Which is the most common component of breathable air?
a) Oxygen
b) Nitrogen
c) Smog
d) methane
e) God's breath
9. The "A" in AM Radio stands for what?
a) Amplitude
b) Asshole Talk Radio
c) Amphetamines
d) Ambidextrous
10. Organic Chemistry is the study of what?
a) Human sexual organs
b) carbon based units
c) new low till and no fertilizer farming techniques
d) What church music can brainwash the sheeple the fastest
11. Meteor Showers are what?
a) God's message of warning to all sinners
b) extraplanetary dust and rocks
c) the term used when bathing in really hard water
d) visual evidence of neutrons leaving our universe and going to a parellel one.
12. Which of the following scientists study animals?
a) Botanists
b) Zoologists
c) Political
d) Quantum-chromo-dynamicists
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