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Mathematics:

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.I

But what makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

AND, look how far ass – kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and
Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

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#### Comment Preferences

• ##### Tip Jar(17+ / 0-)

There are no sacred cows.

• ##### 2 + 2 = 5 (9+ / 0-)

for extremely large values of 2

Free University and Health Care for all, now. -8.88, -7.13

• ##### i get it(5+ / 0-)
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LaEscapee, m16eib, poligirl, angel d, weck

now.

‎"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them." --Frederick Douglass

• ##### The damndest thing happened (4+ / 0-)
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on the way to the shed. I took off running and finished the objective before I was caught.

There are no sacred cows.

[ Parent ]

• ##### Works for me lol(1+ / 0-)
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weck

How can you tell when Rmoney is lying? His lips are moving. Fear is the Mind Killer

• ##### This is funnee and made me LOL!! Thanks!(1+ / 0-)
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LaEscapee

If love could have saved you, you would have lived forever.

• ##### This woudl make a great programming assignment(0+ / 0-)

proc percent args {
binary scan [set word [join \$args ""]] c* foo
foreach a \$foo { lappend bar [expr \$a&31] }
puts "[join [split \$word ""] +] = [join \$bar +] = [expr [join \$bar +]]%"
}

Testing...

% percent HARD WORK
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
% percent KNOWLEDGE
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
% percent ATTITUDE
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
% percent BULLSHIT
B+U+L+L+S+H+I+T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
% percent ASS KISSING
A+S+S+K+I+S+S+I+N+G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

My head says "No" but my heart says "Yes". And then my liver says "What?" and my butt's all like "Farrrrrrt" --jbou