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Are your feelings that others are out to get you increasing exponentially?

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[disclaimer]  Extensive clinical trials have shown that long term, short term or any term use of RepubliBliss will kill you or those around you.

Originally posted to Comics on Fri Jul 06, 2012 at 06:53 AM PDT.

Also republished by Daily Kos.

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