Gosh, how to piss off a nation in a couple of days, the Guardian has a lovely rating system.
On the Olympic sized gaff
Red-face rating: 8/10. Take that, Romney! Now get that horse out of my sight.
Forgetting to leave socialist communist pinko views of Europe behind.
Red-face rating: 3/10. You're not in North Korea now, mate.
Claiming to meet someone who tries not to be met, and certainly wouldn't want it known.
Red-face rating: 5/10. "Area 51? Yeah, I went. Saw a load of aliens there. What of it?"
The ass of Downing Street
Red-face rating: 2/10. A minor linguistic misunderstanding.
Appealing to the local KKK derivative; the English Defence League
Red-face rating: 8/10. What a way to begin.
I propose to make up for these gaffs he kisses the Queen's backside, or at the very least that of one of the corgis.
So Dear Mitt Romney.
Please come to France; and you think the UK was a trifle awkward
Snicker.