(SATIRE -- IF YOU HAVE RAPE ISSUES THAT MIGHT BE EXACERBATED BY A SATIRICAL WORK THAT RIDICULES A REPUBLICAN'S VIEW ABOUT PREGNANCY AND RAPE, STOP NOW AND GO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE. MMMM-KAY? THANKS!)
What's with all this mockery of Todd Akin's perfectly reasonable and scientifically proven assertion that "good girls" CAN'T get pregnant from a rape, therefore a "rape exclusion" in any pro-life bill is not necessary?
Haven't you heard of the female hormone "Preg-U-Not"?
Oh, sure, you liberals like to pretend you're all big believers in "science" and whatnot. But Scientists at the University of Intelligent Design and Creationist Dogma in Sherman, Missouri, have long known about the existence of this mysterious hormone secreted be "good girls" who have "sex" against their wills.
Take a gander at this graphic from the University's newsletter!
Now, who can argue with THAT kind of logic?
So, I think we've heard the last about "guaranteeing protection" for "whores" and "sluts" who get pregnant just because they SAID "no" but their clothes and makeup and the fact that they have vaginas said "YES!"
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