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by Matt Bors on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 06:50:03 AM PDT
have been raped? Why do we not use them in court cases?
I mean, we all know about the use of ducks to discern witches. It's very scientific.
Romney economics: Feed our seed corn to the fattest pigs and trust them to poop out jobs.
by blue aardvark on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 06:53:42 AM PDT
in cabbage patches. If a woman gets raped in a cabbage patch while a stork isn't looking, then her uterus snaps shut.
Sheesh...I thought you knew about sciencey-stuff, blue aardvark.
"When I give food to the poor they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." Dom Helder Camara
by koosah on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:04:52 AM PDT
[ Parent ]
What do I know about lady parts? They are dark and mysterious and full of icky secretions that shut things down when needed.
by blue aardvark on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:07:30 AM PDT
I thought boys know more about lady parts and their workings than ladies do. Because, y'now, our lady heads are always so full of hormones that make us irrational and too emotional.
We can't even tell if we've been raped or just had sex unless some nice man tells us, after all.
(I really hope everyone recognizes teh snark flowing like a republican's juices here.)
by koosah on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:13:15 AM PDT
Please Vote for the Democratic nominee for President in 2012.
by mungley on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:18:24 AM PDT
DOMA delenda est.
by lineatus on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:44:52 AM PDT
That's the hypothesis here... :)
"There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result." - Winston Churchill
by Dingodude on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 12:30:26 PM PDT
on the part of Akin et al.
"Doctors" tell him that women can't get pregnant from 'legitimate' rape.
How often does he speak to 'doctors'? What else do they tell him that is patently false and stupid?
by mungley on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:17:06 AM PDT
Blame these unnamed "doctors"...I think the voices in his head may be to blame, you know, the lying GOP voices.
by PatMcDowell on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:31:18 AM PDT
Because stupid people are so sure they're smart, they often act smart, and sometimes even smart people are too stupid to recognize that the stupid people acting smart really ARE stupid.
by ZedMont on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:41:38 AM PDT
by lineatus on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:45:30 AM PDT
...the guy who graduated last in his class in Medical School, right?
America, we can do better than this...
by Randomfactor on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 12:48:02 PM PDT
the rest. No doctor ever said that. Aken lied. Nobody seems concerned about that, however. Maybe we've just gotten used to Republicans lying and it doesn't surprise/shock us anymore ...
Halitosigone® can lead to rare, but serious, side effects such as spontaneous combustion and moderate to severe pit stains.
by bherner on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:51:50 AM PDT
that in a medical book, PUBLISHED IN 1887. Insane!!!
by drmah on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 08:55:03 AM PDT
by blue aardvark on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 10:13:38 AM PDT
of the Liberty University Faith-Based Medical School.
Your black cards can make you money, so you hide them when you're able; in the land of milk and honey, you must put them on the table - Steely Dan
by OrdinaryIowan on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 01:41:57 PM PDT
cannot experience sexual pleasure, mental illness is caused by the uterus wandering the body, and describes an ailment known as "hysterical paralysis" (now known as Multiple Sclerosis).
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by cai on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 02:21:55 PM PDT
who said smoking is good for you.
The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth. - William O. Douglas
by PSzymeczek on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 02:51:17 PM PDT
by Sixty Something on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:17:22 AM PDT
Make mine a Lycra catsuit. My muscles are as angry as my ladyparts...
Ho'oponopono. To make things right; restore harmony; heal.
by earicicle on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:18:15 AM PDT
...Quick, Vagina, slide down the Fallopian tubes to the WombRoom! I see the FSHSignal!
by Randomfactor on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 12:50:28 PM PDT
pray for rape victims. PRAY! Made a commerical abbout it with all his pseudo-christian baloney in it.....pray, forgiveness, blah, blah, blah.
I have a word of advice for Mr. Akin - get the fuck out of my vagina!
David Koch is Longshanks, and Occupy is the real Braveheart.
by PsychoSavannah on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:21:47 AM PDT
Not a bad interpretation: http://www.all-creatures.org/.... You see this in Isaiah and Ezekiel as well as in the original text from Beresheit (The book of Genesis) where G-d tells Abraham that he will not destroy Sodom if he can find 10 righteous people after Abraham negotiates Him down from 50.
Quick summary: “As I live—it is the Lord who speaks—your sister Sodom and her daughters have not been as bad as you and your daughters. The crime of your sister Sodom was pride, gluttony, arrogance, complacency; such were the sins of Sodom and her daughters. They never helped the poor and needy." Ezekiel 16:48-50
"You can die for Freedom, you just can't exercise it"
by shmuelman on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:43:15 AM PDT
"Sodom" and "Gomorrah" are metaphors for the two nations of Israel and Judah.
by blue aardvark on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 10:14:45 AM PDT
by cordgrass on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:27:11 AM PDT
by drmah on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 08:56:02 AM PDT
Could someone please tell him before his appearance on NOW today that HR3 was introduced 1/11. For some reason he couldn't or wouldn't tell Joe Scarbrough this morning that it was this term that Paul Ryan was a sponsor of the "forcible" rape legislation.
I can't find a way to contact him since I don't do Facebook.
by txdoubledd on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:31:21 AM PDT
This is an accidental discovery that shows that no matter how mean, bigoted, stupid, misogynistic and false a statement that a right wing candidate makes, it may not even effect his polling. Of course, we see this all the time with local candidates like Michele Bachmann and Allen West, but when it hits the state & national level, like with Sharon Angle and Sarah Palin, it usually means defeat for them. But now we know, through an idiotic rant, we have crossed the line.
by shmuelman on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:33:23 AM PDT
Is Scary Vagina the Avenging Uterus' sidekick?
An aside: maybe (probably) it's just me, but with this, and last night's return of Ricardio (on Adventure Time), sentient cartoon organs may be developing into a meme. An awesome, awesome meme
by furi kuri on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:35:10 AM PDT
Now, if only John Boehner would put a scientific genius like Mr. Akin on the Science and Technology Committee! Oh, wait... No wonder we have such a disfunctional Congress.
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. Martin Luther King, Jr.
by papahaha on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:35:13 AM PDT
Shouldn't it be a super-heroine? Or however you form the feminine?
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. --Not Benjamin Franklin
by Boundegar on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:40:46 AM PDT
Bet that was deliberate, to show the ignorance of Akin. Can't even tell the gender.
Women create the entire labor force.
by splashy on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 12:22:07 PM PDT
All beings default to male in Patriarchy Land.
by cai on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 02:23:03 PM PDT
Most people know that a woman expel 99.999 percent of her eggs during her fertilize lifetime ,because the egg was not fertilize ,even though thier can be spontaneous expelling of a fertilize egg due too outside factors, they way Adkins explain it was not one of them
by supremeliberal on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 07:43:44 AM PDT
by 2thanks on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 08:31:54 AM PDT
Just a guy made of dots and lines.
by BobX on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 08:00:14 AM PDT
New video 7/20: "Four Wheel Phone Booth"
by Crashing Vor on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 08:13:04 AM PDT
"Outstanding uterus facepalm!"
...but you beat me to it. :-)
by signals on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 12:24:05 PM PDT
a baby. It has to be a white and have proper indentification. If a woman accepts a baby from a Kenyan stork, for example, it is illegitimate and can never be President of the United States.
by cactusgal on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 08:21:38 AM PDT
I would hate to impinge upon your creativity, but I would like to see more of Avenging Uterus.
The fingers holding the sponge-like ovaries, the way the cape attaches over the uterine shoulders, the mask.
You just can't make this stuff up. Wait a minute. You did!
I think we are going to need a lot of Avenging before the elections this year.
Maybe another character could have a tweet-watch, like the wrist watch Jimmie Olson used to have.
If you are NOT Matt Bors, do NOT read the following sentence: Maybe Avenging Uterus should have a Twitter account of her own?
by 2thanks on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 08:41:18 AM PDT
It's here: https://twitter.com/...
And AU will definitely be back. Just this week she also busted Pussy Riot out of Russian Prison. See here: http://mattbors.com/...
by Matt Bors on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 09:34:52 AM PDT
diary. (I should have seen that before.)
... You could put a link to your Archive under or above that link too.
... and maybe put them in a box or something so they stand out a little more?
... I am Following you now. Thanks!
by 2thanks on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 10:48:10 AM PDT
Does Tom have access to some really good drugs or is he just naturally weird? LOL!
If there is no accountability for those who authorized torture, we can no longer say that we are a nation of laws, not men.
by MikePhoenix on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 09:22:15 AM PDT
That's some gender bending. :-D
by splashy on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 12:18:50 PM PDT
I finally understand just how completely ignorant, benighted, STUPID the right wingers are, who promote the personhood of a fertilized egg which hasn't implanted in the uterus yet. They actually DO NOT KNOW reproductive biology.
The panel in this comic in which Akin doesn't know what a uterus is explains their position: the fertilized egg is a person, WITHOUT benefit of the ladypart that is biologically necessary for its life.
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits. Satchel Paige 1906-82
by threesmommy on Tue Aug 21, 2012 at 12:45:53 PM PDT
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