I can't wait for the next shark jump from the GOP. I'm so glad that the Republicans are finally getting their real issues front and center. I wonder if a fetus will speak at the convention. I think that would be better than Donald Trump firing the Obama impersonator. Mitt Romney can baptize fetuses at the convention and register them to vote. If they don't turn up as a white male, they won't mail in the registration.
I go back to the 2004 GOP platform and how 2012's doesn't really have any new ideas coming forward from the Republicans. It's like a race to the death of inspiration and innovative thinking. I'm afraid that they'll just keep trying to strip away women's basic rights, make everyone shoot santa, and never admitting any wrongdoing in the face of facts and video evidence. They say they don't want any Joe Bidens messing things up for them. They got an Army of tea party clowns ready to massage Sean Hannity's ego and much more than you'd ever expect. I think the invention of radio, television, and now the internet has really cramped the GOP. Especially the record and playback functions.
Sometimes I feel like the GOP cares more about the fetus than a born human. Once you're out of the womb, you're getting entitlements so you should just get rich quick. Not everyone is 50 cent, and I didn't see any rap artist on the line up for tampa. Too bad they couldn't get Rage Against The Machine. I'd pay money to watch Romney try to dance to a loop of a Rage track. It may happen, only in America.
Maybe a Hurricane will shut down the convention and it'll be moved to Crawford, Texas. Bush and Cheney fly in on Air Force One and Mitt Romney, with his sidekick Paul Ryan, will kiss the ring. A playbook will get handed off, along with Karl Rove. Rush Limbaugh and John Ashcroft sing a duet, My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys, dedicated to Ronald Reagan. Sarah Palin busts out a flute solo. Hank Williams Jr comes out and shoots an effigy of Barack and Michelle, throws a football to Paul Ryan, and plays Country Boy Can Survive Communism.
You'd think they'd bank on a super rad convention. The reality check comes back to the lack of understanding of American Culture, or even the idea of popular culture and society by the Republican Establishment. I realized this when Mitt went to the United Kingdom and really screwed up big time. The entire nation thought that he was an idiot. Obama gets American culture. His experience is the American Dream. Romney was born into wealth. There couldn't be 2 candidates with such different cultural experiences.
Before 1978, Obama would not of been considered a full on Mormon because Bishops like Romney thought he was of a cursed race. He couldn't go into the temple and Mitt Romney would of denied him. What if Obama and Romney met in 1988? What would that be like? Romney never had to answer to anyone and in his mind, he is the King. I love watching all the Tea Party bath salt junkies sing Romney's praises, worshiping someone that is above the law because they own the law.
The echo chamber of Fox News and pulpit politics get dog whistles going crazy and folks seriously think that we are now in a Communist Country. That's what happens when students don't take Civics or understand how the government works. Getting fed a steady diet of garbage doesn't help the brain think outside the box or in one's best interest.
When I think of women voting for GOP candidates, I think of the wolf watching the sheep. I saw in the news the other day that 0% of American Americans planned on voting for Mitt Romney. I hope that women out there that are considering or planning on voting on Romney really want a Judeo-Christian version of Sharia Law imposed on them.