This whole Todd Akins marinates a lower extremity and ravens it like a day twenty-five Survivor contestant reward challenge winner just keeps getting better. Despite all odds of its not being able to top itself, this Rethug Reality Rodeo keeps sending out the clowns to taunt the bull and take the horns.
Not to be outdone Ann Coulter falls victim to the suicidal impulse all scuzzy little fascist bastards feel upon grokking, in their own diseased but slow minds, the full implications of the dumbfuckness of the Todd...
It rains 'neath the Graupel Gamboge...
In her latest
fetid pile of horse shit column she laments the inability of like minded idiots Republicans to convince Sensei Akins to inject, honorably and expediously, the full length of Samurai Steel into his belly.
Relying on Todd Akin’s sense of decency has not worked. Within hours of his idiotic comments about “legitimate rape,” Karl Rove’s Crossroads GPS pulled out millions of dollars in funding for the Missouri Senate race. Akin didn’t get the hint.The humanity! Even the pleadings of that staunch defender of tea-party values and depositer of lucre loaded checks culled from the rewards of selling the rapt attention of their Obama hating hearts, Hannity, cannot dissuade the congenial but stupid-from-birth Akins from going full idiot and sinking the USS Republican Majority.
Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee, withdrew all funding from the Missouri race. Akin still refused to quit.
Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, a major Christian and tea party favorite, immediately called for Akin to withdraw from the race — nothing.
Even Sean Hannity, the most true-blue Republican and defender of all conservatives, pleaded with Akin to withdraw. Still nothing.
But wait, the best is yet to come. Inebriated from swallowing the foam exuding from her own hateful mouth, Coulter parachutes into Arnhem and goes, perhaps, "A Bridge Too Far."
But this selfish man has decided to play a game of chicken with the Republican Party. He thinks that by stubbornly refusing to step aside, Republicans will be forced to give him money simply because they need that Senate seat.Dumbass Missouri Tea-partiers need a four letter name to scrawl on the ballot, heh, Ann?
Republicans should call his bluff. This is no time to be counting on people to check the FEC reports to see that the GOP has cut off his money.
It’s time for a nuclear bomb. Republicans should stage a write-in campaign for a popular Republican, such as Kit Bond, former governor and senator from Missouri.
If Akin had done the decent thing and dropped out, he could have been replaced with one of the stellar pro-life primary candidates. But for a write-in campaign to work, it has to be a well-known and loved Missourian — someone whose name people know how to spell.
Even griz dodging Alaskans can spell Murkowski, Coultergiest, I guess the denizens of the state that produced Mark Twain and Laura Ingalls Wilder, T. S. Eliot, Tennessee Williams, Langston Hughes and Maya Angelou are just too god-damned stoopid to do the same...
Buh-bye hagstress, your immunity necklace is soon to be relinquished.