Your boy is not getting any younger. He's already 143 parsecs old and retiring from Congress after this term. Is this going to be his legacy? A No-Term President? A non-nominee? Is this why you trolled America for the last four years, because it looks to me like this's gonna end with a whimper.
I've come to expect more from you boys, and I say "boys" because I know women don't toggle back and forth between hardcore porn sites and political discussion groups on AOL.com like you do. At least you answered the question I had about what happened to Howard Stern fans when they matured. Well, boys, it's Go Time!™, and you'd better make it worth our while, as we've had to deal with every one of you uploading every single TSA search that you've undergone in every airport across the country.
We've also had to endure the uploading of every convention video in which your fee-fees were hurt because the Chairman didn't recognize your out-of-order point of order regarding Rule 294B.14-3 of the Louisi-bama Republican State Committee on Seating Delegates According to Height.
So, basically what we know about you Ron Paul supporters includes the following: (1) You're experts at dealing with security officers wieldling hand wands, and (2) You become really agitated during conventions. Do you see where I'm going with this? It is your essence, your destiny and your duty. You've trained for this for four years. Don't let us down.
And don't think you can wait for Rand Paul to mature. He's as crazy as the old man and, by the way, how is it that you expect him to manage a Republican primary campaign against the old-guard Republican monied establishment when he can't manage his own hair? We're not asking you to do anything stupid and illegal; rather, we'll settle for something stupid and legal. Remember that you're not trespassing until they tell you to leave!