Clint Eastwood's electrifying speech tonight brought the Republican Convention to a standstill. The networks are abuzz and internets agog at the dramatic presentation given by the aging actor in the twilight of his cogency.
Panic has gripped the White House as the Obama team realizes this presidential election could hinge on a numerically small but enormously influential group, the Seriously Old.
It's now being reported that former president Bill Clinton will step aside as Democratic Keynote Speaker in favor of Betty White, who remains well-known not only as a Seriously Old person but a really fucking funny one to boot.
Pundits cautiously admit that even on a bad day Betty will kick Clint's ass every which way but loose.