This is a short diary. The shortest I've ever done, and probably the shortest in Kos history.
I present to you rescued footage of a long-lost documentary chronicling the humble beginnings of Mr. and Mrs. Romney. It's short, but extremely informative.
Yes, dear friends, you can rest assured, that if Mitt Howell III, er ... I mean, if Mitt Romney is elected, he, his wife Lovey ... er ... I mean, Queen Ann-toinette and their rich cronies (aka the Koch brothers) will be the only ones to "meet the membership requirements" for their exclusive "club."
Everyone else (that's us peasants) will simply have to eat cake and coconut cream pies. Meanwhile America's three-hour tour with Mitt as president will end up like the S.S. Minnow. Rudderless, lost, broken, battered, full of holes and ship-wrecked on some God-forsaken tropical island. But Mitt wouldn't mind that. After all, if tropical islands are good enough hiding places for his money, America, at least in his opinion, would be in good company.