I Have been following the supposed conquests of Lyin Ryan here and other places. It seems to me that a bigger than life mythical character is in the making. Somewhere among all the lighthearted exaggerations I Had a realization that Lyin Ryan has a lot in common with the toughest bad ass republican on the planet, none other than, you guessed it thee "Chuck Norris". A true Ameticn icon who has attained legendary mythical status as a man among men not to be messed with. That is if you value your life. I would like to take this opportunity to open the door to why others think "Lyin Ryan" is a better man than Chuck. I will start it off below with my attempt at having some fun building the myth.
Lyin Ryan is so lean and mean that he beat Chuck Norris up all those 14 'rs and kicked his ass each time when reaching the top.