A little background. Growing up in the 70's I loved listening to the Eagles. My favorite Eagles song is Lyin Eyes. One recent night as my wife and I were reviewing our twitter accounts she told me she had just seen the best hashtag ever written.
@NoHookerNoPeace had invented the hashtag #UCantHideUrRyanLies and tweeted same.
The rest as they say, is moronic history.
Ryan Lies
Sung to the tune of the Eagles "Lyin Eyes"
The USA just didn’t find out early
Paul Ryan ran a sub 8 minute mile
A Rich old Man named Mitt
Paul won’t have to worry
As he lies to hide his extreme right wing style
Late at night, a GOP house gets lonely
Every form of obstruction has its price
It breaks Paul’s heart to change beliefs like he has
To run with a man who’s heart’s as cold as ice.
So he tells his wife he’s gonna be the VP
Running with a goof who acts just like a clown
But she knows where he’s goin as he’s leavin,
He’s headed to the fibbing side of town.
Chorus:
You can’t Hide Your Ryan Lies
Keep your laws from between our thighs
We thought by now you’d realize
There aint no way to Hide Your Ryan Lies
On the other side of town a Koch is waiting
With evil eyes and cash he’d like to steal
He drives home through the night masturbating
Cause Koch made him feel the way he wants to feel.
He rushes to his mom
They cry together
He whispers that he’ll only use her for awhile
She says that soon she’ll join him on the bus tour
He goes away and leaves her with a smile
Repeat Chorus
Paul gets up and pours himself a strong one
He stares out at the stars up in the sky
Next confession, is gonna be a long one
He whips his back and hangs his head to cry.
He wonders how he ever got this crazy
He thinks about Rove and grabs his tool
Did he always hate the poor and the disabled
He’s so far gone, like Mitt he’s just a fool
My, oh my, Mitt sure knows how to screw things
He set it up so well, so carefully
Ain’t it funny how your new life didn’t change things
You’re still the same old prick you used to be
Chorus