Mitt and Ann are trying way way way too hard to "connect" with certain voting subgroups and it's coming off as forced and truly f*cking PATHETIC.
In a mind-boggling interview with Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan for ABC Live earlier today, Mittens and Ann-bot tried really hard to be hip and cool but they both came off as f*cking scary!
"I'm kind of a Snooki fan. Look how tiny she's gotten - her spark-plug personality," Romney stated in the interview.
First of all, Snooki? You've got to be freaking kidding me. Maybe it's my personal bias but I despise Snooki and the rest of the mindless idiots on Jersey Shore. But that's beside the point! I wonder how the evangelical base views Snooki? And also, this is so f*cking shameless and transparent. It's like Mittens grabbed a megaphone and screamed, "Look how cool I am! I know who Snooki is! You know??? From JERSEY SHORE!!!!"
But, for me, the interview took a totally unpalatable turn when Mittens was asked what he prefers to wear to bed.
"I think the best answer is as a little as possible."
OH. MY. F*CKING. GOD. You have got to be kidding me. Mittens is so freaking egotistical and arrogant he probably thinks he is a sex symbol. Now don't get me wrong, he's a good looking man but he's way too old to be saying stuff like this and it's totally unbecoming of a presidential candidate! Talk about circling the drain!
And then there was this completely bizarre exchange between Ann-bot and the interviewers.
Asked what was her most embarrassing moment, Ann Romney had a doozy: the time she and her husband spent the night at the White House when George W. Bush was president and Ann decided to do some exploring.Why would you disclose this? WHY? What could you possibly gain from saying this sh*t???
Opening a door, she said she was shocked at what she found: "It was George Bush having a massage."
"He was covered up. I was so embarrassed that the next time I saw him I didn't know what to say. He looked at me and winked and said, 'I look pretty good, don't I?'" she said.
This just proves that not only are Mittens and Ann-bot completely out of touch with what people want to hear, they are shameless, transparent, and PATHETIC.